Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

theclearlydope:

Yep.

theclearlydope:

I’ll take her right boob over a ninja throwing star in a street fight … any day.

pornandpancakes:

My hair looks so red today!

Absolutely beautiful…I

theclearlydope:

Congrats and shit.

theclearlydope:

This one also goes out to my mom.

theclearlydope:

Aww DMONEYPWNS … I don’t think this is going to work out, we need to see other people. Shitty captions is like my family.

dmoneypwns:

theclearlydope:

Clearly the worst way to go. UPDATE: I heard that a man once died by inhaling too much mayonnaise, which is far worse than being killed to death.

God I wish I could delete these shitty captions when I tumblr on my phone.

When you’re in public with your friends and they start embarrassing you..

that-filipino-kid:

theclearlydope:

Clearly a double asshole maneuver.

Thanks Matt